you lost because god hates slave owners

so i have to rant about something. that is the point of these blog things, right?

now that kerry has chosen edwards as his veep (thank you) the topic of edwards being from the south has come up again. now, god damn it, why can southerners only want to vote for other southerners?? we elitist northerners vote for politicians from the south all the time and we even enjoy it sometimes. it seems unless someone speaks slowly and with a lisp they must try to win office without the south. attention southerners: yes we beat you in the civil war! get over it! you were fucking using africans as slaves! stop being proud of your crazy backwards heritage of jim crow, cotton, and lynching and embrace civil rights with the rest of us snobs. this makes me see purple. it's bad enough we have to put up with the south's addiction to crazy religion, can we please not have to worry about whether our politicians were born in a state that still flys the stars and bars. god damn. the only reason we tolerate the south is that they gave us sweet tea and bojangles, which are awesome.